This silly Valentine Joke Teller is full of Valentine themed jokes that are perfect for elementary school students. The free printable cootie catchers (sometimes called fortune tellers) are a fun holiday treat for kids that contain no sugar and can be made in just a few minutes. Score one for parents everywhere!
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Silly Valentine Jokes for Kids
Are you are corny joke lover? My kids cannot get enough of silly joke telling.
I have to admit that it is all my fault (or maybe it is all my parents fault). The simple fact is that I come from a long line of goofy, entertaining people. As a child I loved the silly jokes my dad would tell us over dinner.
My younger sister still loves to call and text corny jokes to my kids. What can I say? It’s a family tradition that keeps on giving!
I love finding new jokes for kids and can hardly wait for school pick up so I can pass them on to my offspring. My kids also love to learn new jokes. Our bookshelves hold at least ten joke books, many dedicated to seasonal humor.
This Valentine’s Day I decided to combine my love of humor and paper crafts to bring you this hilariously fun fortune teller (sometimes called a cootie catcher). It is filled with eight silly Valentine jokes that are very very PUNNY.
My kids were moaning and groaning with laughter when I gave them the joke teller. They concluded that the jokes were SOOOOO BAD that they were good.
I promise that your kids will love them too!
Valentine Jokes
These are a few of our favorite Valentine jokes for kids (they're all included in the joke teller):
- What is a sheep’s favorite song on February 14th? I only have eyes for ewe.
- What did one magnet say to the other magnet on Valentine’s Day? I find you very attractive!
- What did one bird say to the other bird on Valentine's Day? Let me call you Tweet heart!
- What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream? I'm sweet on you.
- What did one candy say to the other candy on Valentine's Day? We're mint for each other!
- What kind of flowers should you never give on Valentine's Day? Cauliflowers!
- What did the Valentine card say to the stamp? Stick with me and we'll go places!
- Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because it couldn't get a date.
Non Candy Valentine Treats
Valentine joke tellers make the perfect surprise gift in a lunch box, a great non-candy Valentine for school parties, or even a fun family activity.
Making joke tellers is as easy as 1, 2, 3!
- Grab the free printable joke teller HERE (it will be emailed to you) and save it to your computer
- Print the file on matte photo paper for extra bright colors (it is also extra sturdy).
- Fold and start your own family tradition of silly holiday jokes!
BLACK AND WHITE VERSION TO COLOR
Valentine joke tellers are popular with teachers and room parents who don't always have access (or the budget) for color copies. The download includes a black and white version can be printed for kids to color. It contains the same fun jokes and graphics!
MORE FREE COOTIE CATCHERS
I’ve designed lots of fun holiday cootie catchers for kids. Check out these fun versions:
- Saint Patrick's Day Joke Tellers are a great non-candy classroom treat or lunchbox surprise.
- Father's Day Joke Tellers make a perfect gift for Dad.
- Thanksgiving Turkey Joke Tellers keep the kids busy while you cook.
- Silly Snowmen Joke Tellers are perfect for classroom parties.
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Teresa
My granddaughter loves jokes. They’re usually knock-knock jokes, but I’m anxious to try these out on her! I’m sure she will enjoy them. Thanks for creating the printable!
Bren
I hope she loves the jokes, Teresa! Thanks for stopping by to comment.
Deanna Giest
What do you call a cow with no legs?…ground beef
Bren
My kids will love it! Thanks for sharing!
Sam Quincy
Where is the link to download the Valentine jokes fortune teller?
Bren
Sam, the link is in the post or you can click here to download the joke teller from the free printable library. Hope you enjoy!
May
hello
I have enjoyed your idea about cootie catchers but am not able to download/print the Valentine cootie catcher. Please let me know how I can do so. thank you
Bren
May, I’m sorry you having problems getting the cootie catcher. You need to go to the free printable library to download them.
Melissa
Do you have a link to print the folding instructions?
Thanks!
Bren
It’s right beside the cootie catchers in the free printable library. It says “Joke Teller Instructions” Hope you enjoy them! https://brendid.com/free-printables/
Jessica
Can’t print this with the pictures and jokes on them I’ve signed up my email and took all the step, still won’t print :(( it was a great idea though!!!
Bren
Jessica, I’m sorry you’re having problems accessing the printable. The cootie catcher is on the page https://brendid.com/free-printables. If your computer is set to delete all cookies the pop up will keep reappearing so you won’t be able to access the page. Try allowing cookies on your browser then visiting the page. Email me at hello@brendid.com if you still need help. 🙂
Lisa Bock
This is adorable and so fun for kids just in the “i’m too cool for Valentine’s” age! You are too nice to offer this for free. I’d have paid you a fee to use it…it saves me a ton of time/effort in getting options for my daughters!! Thank you!
Bren
Thanks, Lisa! I am so glad you like the joke teller. I agree, it’s perfect for the “i’m too cool for Valentine’s” age! 🙂
Michelle Nelson
Where are the instructions to print, like the one pictures with the Valentine’s Day joke teller? I keep seeing links to the instructions from your printables, but no actual printable to download.
Bren
Michelle, if you go to the free printable library (https://brendid.com/free-printables/) and then scroll down to to the cootie catcher/fortune teller section you will see a picture of the Valentine joke teller with a link that says “download.” Click the word download to download. Right next to the joke teller picture is a picture of hands playing the joke teller that says “Joke Teller Instructions” with a link that says “download.” Click the word download to download. Hope this helps!
Susan Frickel
When i click on your free printable library, The entire downloadable half of the screen is completely blurred and unreadable. The left side with all the ads is pristine, but the right side is just fuzzy pictures. 🙁 Very disappointing!
Bren
Sorry you’re having trouble with the free printable, Susan. It sounds like there is a problem with your cookie settings. (The cookie contains your subscriber status and tells the site to let you access the freebies whenever you visit.) If your browser is set to block all cookies, the site will not let you access the freebies and the sign up box will keep reappearing each time to visit the page (https://brendid.com/free-printables).
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