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Home » Free Printable Valentine Joke Teller for Kids

Free Printable Valentine Joke Teller for Kids

Published January 14, 2019 10 comments >>

This silly Valentine Joke Teller is full of Valentine themed jokes that are perfect for elementary school students. The free printable cootie catchers (sometimes called fortune tellers) are a fun holiday treat for kids that contain no sugar and can be made in just a few minutes. Score one for parents everywhere!

valentine joke teller in hands

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Silly Valentine Jokes for Kids

Are you are corny joke lover? My kids cannot get enough of silly joke telling.

I have to admit that it is all my fault (or maybe it is all my parents fault).  The simple fact is that I come from a long line of goofy, entertaining people. As a child I loved the silly jokes my dad would tell us over dinner.

My younger sister still loves to call and text corny jokes to my kids.  What can I say? It’s a family tradition that keeps on giving!

valentine joke teller in hands

I love finding new jokes for kids and can hardly wait for school pick up so I can pass them on to my offspring.  My kids also love to learn new jokes. Our bookshelves hold at least ten joke books, many dedicated to seasonal humor.

This Valentine’s Day I decided to combine my love of humor and paper crafts to bring you this hilariously fun fortune teller (sometimes called a cootie catcher). It is filled with eight silly Valentine jokes that are very very PUNNY.

My kids were moaning and groaning with laughter when I gave them the joke teller. They concluded that the jokes were SOOOOO BAD that they were good.

I promise that your kids will love them too!

valentine joke teller open for play

Valentine Jokes

These are a few of our favorite Valentine jokes for kids (they’re all included in the joke teller):

  1. What is a sheep’s favorite song on February 14th? I only have eyes for ewe.
  2. What did one magnet say to the other magnet on Valentine’s Day?  I find you very attractive!
  3. What did one bird say to the other bird on Valentine’s Day? Let me call you Tweet heart!
  4. What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream? I’m sweet on you.
  5. What did one candy say to the other candy on Valentine’s Day? We’re mint for each other!
  6. What kind of flowers should you never give on Valentine’s Day? Cauliflowers!
  7. What did the Valentine card say to the stamp? Stick with me and we’ll go places!
  8. Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because it couldn’t get a date.

Valentine joke teller being played

Non Candy Valentine Treats

Valentine joke tellers make the perfect surprise gift in a lunch box, a great non-candy Valentine for school parties, or even a fun family activity.

  • Get the free Valentine Joke Teller here. 

Making joke tellers is as easy as 1, 2, 3!

  1. Grab the free printable joke teller HERE and save it to your computer
  2. Print the file on matte photo paper for extra bright colors (it is also extra sturdy).
  3. Fold and start your own family tradition of silly holiday jokes!

BLACK AND WHITE VERSION TO COLOR

Valentine joke tellers are popular with teachers and room parents who don’t always have access (or the budget) for color copies. The free download includes a black and white version can be printed for kids to color. It contains the same fun jokes and graphics!

Valentine joke teller printable pages

MORE FREE COOTIE CATCHERS

I’ve designed lots of fun holiday cootie catchers for kids. Check out these fun versions:

  • Saint Patrick’s Day Joke Tellers are a great non-candy classroom treat or lunchbox surprise.

A joke teller is a great St. Patrick’s Day treat for kids. The free printable project (with easy folding instructions) takes less than 5 minutes to complete. The joke teller (sometimes called a cootie catcher or fortune teller) contains 8 fun St. Patrick’s Day jokes for kids and fun Saint Patrick’s Day designs. It’s the perfect non-candy treat for all ages.

  • Father’s  Day Joke Tellers make a perfect gift for Dad.

FB Free printable Father's Day Joke Teller

  • Thanksgiving Turkey Joke Tellers keep the kids busy while you cook.

Thanksgiving is full of family & chaos. Print this free Thanksgiving joke teller to kids entertained while you serve dinner.

  • Silly Snowmen Joke Tellers are perfect for classroom parties.

Snowman Joke Teller long

 

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Humor and paper crafts combine in this hilariously fun fortune teller (cootie catcher) filled with silly Valentine jokes. Get your free printable Valentine Joke Teller for non-candy Valentines.
Humor and paper crafts combine in this hilariously fun fortune teller (cootie catcher) filled with silly Valentine jokes. Get your free printable Valentine Joke Teller for non-candy Valentines.

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Comments

  1. Kathie Falk

    January 30, 2021 at 2:46 pm

    Hi Bren, these cootie catchers are such a fun idea! I’d like to put some together for my grandkids for our zoom call on Valentines Day. Do you happen to have any more, like with robots or dinosaurs?

    Reply
    • Bren

      February 2, 2021 at 11:49 am

      Kathie, I have a bunch of versions on my free printables page, just scroll down to “Free Cootie Catchers” section and click “download” under the joke teller you want to print.

      Reply
  2. Megan Hunter

    March 6, 2019 at 9:17 am

    i love the fortune tellers and I would really like to download a few but the links are not working.

    Reply
    • Bren

      March 6, 2019 at 5:25 pm

      Megan, just go to the page of the joke teller you want and enter your email. It will be sent to your inbox.

      Reply
  3. Lisa Bock

    February 7, 2017 at 1:46 pm

    This is adorable and so fun for kids just in the “i’m too cool for Valentine’s” age! You are too nice to offer this for free. I’d have paid you a fee to use it…it saves me a ton of time/effort in getting options for my daughters!! Thank you!

    Reply
    • Bren

      February 7, 2017 at 7:25 pm

      Thanks, Lisa! I am so glad you like the joke teller. I agree, it’s perfect for the “i’m too cool for Valentine’s” age! 🙂

      Reply
  4. Deanna Giest

    February 11, 2016 at 6:57 pm

    What do you call a cow with no legs?…ground beef

    Reply
    • Bren

      February 11, 2016 at 7:10 pm

      My kids will love it! Thanks for sharing!

      Reply
  5. Teresa

    February 8, 2016 at 6:45 pm

    My granddaughter loves jokes. They’re usually knock-knock jokes, but I’m anxious to try these out on her! I’m sure she will enjoy them. Thanks for creating the printable!

    Reply
    • Bren

      February 8, 2016 at 8:09 pm

      I hope she loves the jokes, Teresa! Thanks for stopping by to comment.

      Reply

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