21 Free Printable Gilmore Girls Quotes

I’m taking a trip down memory lane (and all seven seasons of the Gilmore Girls) with free printables featuring 21 of the best Gilmore Girls quotes. Sit back, relax and get ready for the Gilmores!

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Binge Watching Gilmore Girls

When I’m forced to spend a snow day on the couch, I put on some yoga pants, pop a big bowl of popcorn, and settle in to watch a marathon session of Gilmore Girls on Netflix. Like all fans of the cult classic, I love the show for its unusual characters, educated banter, witty one-liners, and supreme sarcasm.

I have to admit, I never really watched the show about mother-daughter duo Rory and Lorelai Gilmore when it originally aired on the CW (2000 -2007). I bought the entire seven-season box set when I caught pneumonia one summer in graduate school and binged and binged and binged.

Streaming Gilmore Girls on Netflix

I was thrilled when Netflix began steaming the show to US subscribers in 2014. You can catch up with the entire Stars Hollow gang before the new mini-series Gilmore Girls: A Year in the Life premiers this November 25, 2016.

The Best Gilmore Girls Quotes

To celebrate my love for the quirky show I’ve rounded up 21 of the best Gilmore Girls quotes and turned them into perfect little 4×6 prints you can print and frame for your desk, hang on a bulletin board, send as a postcard to your favorite Gilmore Girls fan, post online, or simply add to your Pinterest board.

Grab a cup of coffee (Rory and Lorelai would approve) and enjoy the trip down memory lane. Huzzah … the new Gilmore Girls are coming!

Gilmore Girls Season 1

1 – People are particularly stupid today. I cannot talk to anymore of them. Michel Gerard (Pilot, Season 1, Episode 1)

2 – Gnome kicking says alot about a man’s character. Babbette Dell (The Lorelais’ First Day at Chilton, Season 1, Episode 2)

3 – Everything’s magical when it snows, everything looks pretty. Lorelai Gilmore (Love & War & Snow, Episode 1, Season 8)

4 – I just take a book with me everywhere. It’s a habit. Rory Gilmore (Rory’s Dance, Season 1, Episode 9)

Gilmore Girls Season 2

5 – We could go to a bookstore. I’ll watch you browse for 6 or 7 hours. Dean Forester (Hammers and Veils, Season 2, Episode 2)

6 – I wannabe good, life’s just not letting me. Jess Mariano (Richard in Stars Hollow, Season 2, Episode 12)

7 – Well darling,you can’t be trusted to do it yourself. Miss Patty (A-Tisket, A-Tasket, Season 2, Episode 13)

8 – As long as everything is exactly the way I want it, I can be totally flexible. Lorelai Gilmore (A-Tisket, A-Tasket, Season 2, Episode 13)

9 – Oy with the poodles already. Lorelai Gilmore (I Can’t Get Started, Season 2, Episode 22)

Gilmore Girls Season 3

10 – I’m fine. I’m great. It’s a big fat happy sunshine day for me. Luke Danes (Eight O’Clock at the Oasis, Season 3, Episode 5)

11 – Nothing says coffee like six in the morning! Lorelai Gilmore (They Shoot Gilmores, Don’t They?, Season 3, Episode 7)

12 – Who cares if I’m pretty if I fail my finals? Rory Gilmore (Here Comes the Son, Season 3, Episode 21)

13 – On the verge of blubbering here. Sookie St. James (Those Are Strings, Pinocchio, Season 3, Episode 22)

Gilmore Girls Season 4

14 – It’s people like you who are destroying the music industry. Lane Kim (In the Clamor and the Clangor, Season 4, Episode 11)

15 – I don’t know why everybody in this town always thinks I’m crazy. Kirk Gleason (The Reigning Lorelai, Season 4, Episode 16)

Gilmore Girls Season 5

16 – This thing we’re doing here, you, Me. I’m in. I am all in. Luke Danes (Written in the Stars, Season 5, Episode 3)

17 – People can live a hundred years without really living for a minute. Logan Huntzberger (You Jump, I Jump, Jack,  Season 5, Episode 7)

Gilmore Girls Season 6

18 – What She Tackles,She Conquers. Richard Gilmore (We’ve Got Magic to Do, Season 6, Episode 5)

19 – I’m so exhausted with incompetent people, I don’t know what to do anymore. Emily Gilmore (Twenty-One Is The Loneliest Number, Season 6, Episode 7)

20 – No man is an island but this woman is. Paris Geller (Friday Night’s Alright For Fighting, Season 6 Episode 13)

Gilmore Girls Season 7

21 – Mom, you’ve given me everything I need. Rory Gilmore (Bon Voyage, Season 7, Episode 22)

Download the Free Printable Quotes

Get the full set of Gilmore Girls quotes that are high-resolution print quality. They are available to download as a single PDF or a zip file of individual JPEGs.

More Gilmore Girls Ideas & Printables

Celebrate the premiere of Gilmore Girls: A Year in the Life and all thing Gilmore with a premiere party! I’ve designed 3 different Gilmore Girls party invitations and tested 3 Gilmore Girl drink recipes (Founder’s Punch, The Rory, and Candy Cane Coffee). Get the invitations, drink recipes, plus free printable decor, and food ideas!

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